dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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