That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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