Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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