we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Just pee around me
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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