Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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