Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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