i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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