She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
