You work out of a Hotel?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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