I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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