Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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