the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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