he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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