I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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