Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
