I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
love makes seman taste better
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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