No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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