More tranny stories later!
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i now understand why vodka
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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