Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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