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I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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