I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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