So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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