i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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