I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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