I'm gonna have a badass scar
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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