Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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