He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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