please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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