Who did Billy Mays play for?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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