Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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