butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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