after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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