Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
no you cant smoke seaweed
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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