google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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