11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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