Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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