Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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