U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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