so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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