I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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