He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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