So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
