imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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