i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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