it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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