On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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