She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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