normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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