This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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