people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
it glows. i had to have it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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