you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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