Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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