Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
